Hello everyone.

demonicwrath asked:

Oh "Master" by the way I met a very interesting Time Lord the other day. Asked me to say hello. What was his name again? The Physicist? The Biologist? Oh! The Chemist! That was it! He sends his regards. Nice man.

You’re lying. He’s stuck in the Time Lock. I made sure of it.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

You’re going to be fun.

Oh, are we going to play together Master?

Problem?

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

You’re cute too, sugarpie. 

Thanks treacle.

You’re going to be fun.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

Ahh, I see. Planting a name around where the ones you want to contact can see it. Very simple but made to seem difficult and clever. Intelligent. So, that leaves me to ask, why am I of interest to you?

People think everything has to be clever. No, it just has to be brilliant, theres such a difference.
Like I said, you are different to the other time-lords. I don’t have a burning desire to kill you. 

You’re cute too, sugarpie. 

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

Indeed. Jim Moriarty, hm? I remember reading that name in one of the files when I was Prime Minister.

Like I said, I like to insert my name into places of interest.

Ahh, I see. Planting a name around where the ones you want to contact can see it. Very simple but made to seem difficult and clever. Intelligent. So, that leaves me to ask, why am I of interest to you?

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

If you do not feel then what’s your purpose? Just destroying without joy.

I had my joy taken from me.

My purpose is to exist to fix. The burning is a bonus, I like to watch ordinary people die I suppose.

Indeed. Jim Moriarty, hm? I remember reading that name in one of the files when I was Prime Minister.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

Not as boring as I once thought. You should feel 

                        honored

I don’t say that. Ever, actually.

I don’t feel. Especially not when people tell me to.

If you do not feel then what’s your purpose? Just destroying without joy.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

What in Gallifrey is that suppose to mean?

Cute aren’t you.
I just don’t exist, not really. I am an idea, a villain, a demon implanted into every network I know, I have crawled my way into everything that interested, created a ‘name’. That’s what you have done, no? ‘Master’ isn’t your true name, it’s a fear technique, a worshipping tool. It’s an idea.

Not as boring as I once thought. You should feel 

                        honored

I don’t say that. Ever, actually.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

If you have heard of me then you would know I am nothing like you apes. I’m better, stronger, smarter and a hell of a lot better looking.

I’m not an ape. I’m not human. I am an idea.

What in Gallifrey is that suppose to mean?

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums:

The Master. Or Lord and Master. I’m not too picky.

Oh, I’ve heard of you.
You’re not like the rest. You’re like me. 

If you have heard of me then you would know I am nothing like you apes. I’m better, stronger, smarter and a hell of a lot better looking.

fixitjim:

masterherecomethedrums started following you

Jim Moriarty, pleasure.

The Master. Or Lord and Master. I’m not too picky.

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consultingcocktease asked:

Ah, Master, have we been introduced? Jim Moriarty, at your service.

I suppose I need no introduction then.

Your Lord and Master is bored.

monstersandthedoctor:

masterherecomethedrums:

 And I thought you were clever. You can’t really think of anything to do? There’s tons to do! 

Oh, enlighten me then.

 Erm… Shop? Go for chips and a soda? There isn’t much to do when you don’t have a TARDIS. I see your point now.